Janoff & Olshan's concept of a holiday

Today is a holiday, correct? Our national Independence Day? I repeat, a national holiday? Yes?



Lo, is that our building staff, there, in the courtyard, working? On a national holiday? Working on a national holiday?

I believe it is. Our building staff is there, working, and working hard, on a national holiday.

And that's your national holiday, if you're subject to Janoff & Olshan's dominion.

I f*cking hate these m*therf*ckers. I really do.

UPDATE: Let me be perfectly clear. I hate the m*therf*ckers because they make employees work on holidays; not because the work disturbs me, or some ridiculous thing.