How long will the building have to quake and the tenants cringe under those screeching elevator brakes before Buildings shows up and cites these motherfuckers?
Oh wait, you say the pile of citations in the docket doesn't make a difference: J&O doesn't fix the elevator, the city doesn't fine J&O, and tenants are stuck with a broken and dangerous elevator, forever and always?
Never mind.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Friday, July 3, 2009
Janoff & Olshan's concept of a holiday
Today is a holiday, correct? Our national Independence Day? I repeat, a national holiday? Yes?

Lo, is that our building staff, there, in the courtyard, working? On a national holiday? Working on a national holiday?
I believe it is. Our building staff is there, working, and working hard, on a national holiday.
And that's your national holiday, if you're subject to Janoff & Olshan's dominion.
I f*cking hate these m*therf*ckers. I really do.
UPDATE: Let me be perfectly clear. I hate the m*therf*ckers because they make employees work on holidays; not because the work disturbs me, or some ridiculous thing.

Lo, is that our building staff, there, in the courtyard, working? On a national holiday? Working on a national holiday?
I believe it is. Our building staff is there, working, and working hard, on a national holiday.
And that's your national holiday, if you're subject to Janoff & Olshan's dominion.
I f*cking hate these m*therf*ckers. I really do.
UPDATE: Let me be perfectly clear. I hate the m*therf*ckers because they make employees work on holidays; not because the work disturbs me, or some ridiculous thing.
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